Egocêntrico
Anti-pick up lines:
- Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
- Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
- Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
- Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.
- Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
- Girl: Okay. Go out.
- Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
- Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
- Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
- Girl: I have already seen it.
- Boy: Where have you been all my life?
- Girl: Hiding from you.
- Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
- Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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The dictionary definition of God is “a supernatural creator and overseer of the universe.” Included in this definition are all deities, goddesses and supernatural beings. Since the beginning of recorded history, which is defined by the invention of writing by the Sumerians around 6,000 years ago, historians have cataloged over 3700 supernatural beings, of which 2870 can be considered deities.
So next time someone tells me they believe in God, I’ll say “Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?…” If they say “Just God. I only believe in the one God,” I’ll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don’t believe in 2,870 gods, and they don’t believe in 2,869.
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