Egocêntrico

Anti-pick up lines:

• Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
• Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
• Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
• Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.
• Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
• Girl: Okay. Go out.
• Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
• Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
• Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
• Girl: I have already seen it.
• Boy: Where have you been all my life?
• Girl: Hiding from you.
• Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
• Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.