Anti-pick up lines:

Boy Can I buy you a drink?

Girl Actually, I'd rather have the money.

Boy Will you go out with me this Saturday?

Girl Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.

Boy Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.

Girl Okay. Go out.

Boy I think I could make you very happy.

Girl Why? Are you leaving?

Boy Shall we go see a movie?

Girl I have already seen it.

Boy Where have you been all my life?

Girl Hiding from you.

Boy Haven't I seen you some place before?

Girl Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.